Thinking About A Diet.

The Man, the Myth, the Legend! 167 time Olympic Champion, winner of the coveted Oscar award for Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series, Superbowl MVP, 26 time MLB Golden Glove winner, 1995, 1974, 2008 Daytona champion and Winner of sportsperson resembling most to the monster from the movie 300. My abs hero, MICHAEL PHELPS!

Words cannot express what I think of MP but a diet might be suffice. I have been unwittingly putting on weight nowhere on my body save my "ab-scular," area and I need a solution. I was watching a re run of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. ( Singapore only shows Leno for some reason but no Conan, I love Conan, even Letterman is better than Leno, but Colbert and Stewart are funnier but I digress) It didn't really hit me the first time, but when I saw the re run a second time the next day, I told myself that I needed to go on a diet. A MP diet.

I have to eat this much food a day:

The diet should consists of - Breakfast: three fried-egg sandwiches, with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise, two cups of coffee, an omelette, a bowl of porridge, three slices of French toast and three chocolate chip pancakes. Lunch: a pound of pasta, two ham and cheese sandwiches, with mayonnaise and several bottles of energy drink. Dinner: a pound of pasta, a pizza and several bottles of energy drink.

I am so ready to lose weight! 12,000 calories a day will definitely do the trick!