Mimolette Restaurant

Mimolette restaurant had been the bane of my existence. I have had never been to the restaurant before and I have heard mixed reviews about how good or bad the restaurant is. To challenge myself, I decided to give it a go. Tucked in the midst of a turf club where little unicorns ride up and down the borough with ring wraiths and Lord Voldermort apparently lives in the neighborhood, the Gohs, the missus and I decided to put our lives at risk one more time, but this time did we risk too much?

Standing like the Imperial guards securing the perimeter of the Sith Lord in Star Wars, the servers stood and welcomed us. And like the Phantom Menace, the food like the movie was atrociously average. I don't understand how George Lucas continuously gets aways with making such bad movies but he does. So why in the world does Mimolette serve such atrociously average fare that really is befuddling.

A Waldorf salad with countable (less than a handful) amount of cashews was $26 a plate. My desert of apple pie was not even Luke Skywalker warm. The orders of duck confit, sea bass and (Geez, I can't even remember what I ordered because it was that forgettable but lets call it chewey) chewey was bland. The total meal cost $250 and I don't understand why Singaporeans continue to pay their valuable alliance credit, to such terrible restaurants is way beyond me.

The only saving grace to this restaurant is that if you really want to impress somebody and bring them to a corner of Singapore that is very unlike Singapore (think Death Star), and thank goodness for the company in the Millennium Falcon (think cool droids with crazy bounty hunter, a walking carpet and a death wish), the restaurant might be worth going. The furnishings make the restaurant look awesome too.

Just too bad, I can't taste the furniture.

Boba Fett Out.