
McCormick and Schmick's

Krispy Kreme
O'Dowd's
MiMi's Cafe
Tokyo McDonald's Part Deux
Delta Airlines
Why give your customers a menu for each meal when there really isn't any choice? It's either chicken or chicken. And why say that you serve beer or wine when you have neither? I asked for a beer and you don't have it?
Delta. You win.
Customers suck!
Warong M Nasir


Founder Bak Kut Teh

We were bored. Jigga Man was free and the Mrs had something else to do. I was having my pre natal cravings (I hear pregnant women have it constantly) again. Jigga Man wanted to bring me around in his new ride and I decided on Bak Kut Teh(BKT). Something that I have mentioned several memoirs ago and was thinking about.
As some of you might know, Bradell is a strange place. A place not unlike Mars but more similar to the atmosphere on Saturn. The line was long and I was reassured by Jigga Man that when there is a long line, "they will come." So we came, and waited. And after an approximate wait of 20 mins and my hunger pangs pang-ing, we finally got our seats.
We had already pre ordered while waiting in line and can I say this? I think I can because its my blog, this BKT was out of this world. There are 2 types of BKT, the darker broth that is supposedly more herbal and the clearer broth that is more peppery, it depends on whether you are Jackal or Hyde that day I guess, or Michael Jackson but I digress ... The BKT soup served here was only a tinge of pepper and a whole lot of garlic sweetness. The broth was clean and delicate. The pork ribs were meaty and succulent, the salted vegetable were well done and their vegetables broiled in broth was lovely.
Maybe like the Singapore version of the Carnegie Deli in New York, there were tons of pictures of local and Asian celebrities on the walls, so I guess some people like it.
A place worth re-visiting over and over again. Highly recommended. 12 thumbs up! But beware the line and wait.
TV: Enviromental Rant
I don't want to go on a rant here but I have no choice. I have already used the word rant in my title and you bloggers know that once you use a word in the title, you can't go back.
If you stop reading this rant in 2 sentences. It is this. Being "eco- friendly," stinks. Yes, I said that. It stinks. Take that you granola eating, pot smoking, tree hugging hippies.
Why is it that toilet urinals with the sign above always happen to be the smelliest toilets in malls? Sure, the toilets in the local hawker centres, coffee shops or even homes might have worse smelling bathrooms, but the ones using "eco-friendly," technology smells off left over urine. And what's the kicker, the flush doesn't work for these urinals and it wreaks of somebody who ate asparagus and stinky cheese, thinks that the urinals is a water fountain and goes No. 2 again in the same urinal/water fountain.
I think more people would adopt environmentally friendly technology if it didn't stink. If right now, I were to be asked if I want Mother Earth to die or die of stench, I think I would pick the former. That's how bad the smell is.
Rant out!
Warong Nasi Pariaman
TV: EAT LOCAL CHALLENGE.

The Eat Local Challenge is an initiative taken from the United States where customers are encouraged to pick food vendors based on the quality of the food and their commitment to socially responsible practices.
Now, I am a very practical person. Singapore is an island. So we can't grow our own produce or have our own water, or have space to grow free range chickens, or breed grass fed cows or can we have any say in the practice of fair trade because we are, well, surrounded by water. We are in one heck of a disadvantage. And more importantly, I do love MacDonald's and KFC and I do indulge in fairly expensive culinary adventures right in Singapore. But even in our country's short history, our lack of National identity (just my opinion) and culture, I have been thinking about what is something that we can preserve or to keep as our own?
And since this is a food blog. Why not Food !?! The way I see it, before everything turns into a "KopiTiam," "Banquet," and now Food Republic (which I still enjoy but I think is ridiculously expensive) food court; we should preserve what Singapore already has. Great food! Who wants to eat at a chicken rice store at a food court where the chicken rice is over priced, deadly stale, and highly processed and we go there purely out of convenience and nothing else, when there is a smaller chicken rice store that is cheaper and maybe 10 mins away?
I have been thinking about this because I have been wanting to eat Bak Kut Teh recently, and I realized that all the great stores are never at a mall or at a food court. They're in the neighborhood stores, in the nook that I have never been to (Yes, even though Singapore is SO SMALL), at that part of town that I hardly visit. All this wonderful food at great prices and nostalgic local atmosphere.
If we don't support their business, then these stores will slowly disappear, just like our culinary identity.
My version of the Eat Local Challenge Poster!
TV: Thai Style
My bro in law K-bo was performing in Bangkok and we decided to take a road trip and meet up.
One of the places we went was Ban Chiang, in the Silom area near the BTS. I was expecting locals, instead we saw tons of tourists. Your mind must be screaming "TRAP! TRAP!" But it was not. How was the food? I think it was outstanding.
Rated #8 in the trip advisor list of restaurants and recommended by both Fodors and Tatler. The service was outstanding. The food, specifically the darn coconut ice cream was fantastic. Probably the best I have had. Ever. And the pineapple fried rice was delectable, Tom Yum Soup which I was wish was slightly more spicy was already tremendous.
Everyone loved the meal. The deco is a comfortable and nostalgic, the servers were competent in their english and gave good recommendations. Sometimes when you travel to a foreign country, all you want is a place to eat genuine local food that is well cooked and loved by the locals.
The damage in total was about SGD $80 for 4 people. I think its on the high side but still worth a try.
TV: Hittin It 4th of July Style
It's 4th of July and I decided to have a party.
The ManGohs were gracious enough to host the BBQ. The Tasty Bits brought black angus steak and foie gras, and we brought burgers, pasta salad, hot dogs, buns , and a salad. And pampadam brought her big personality.
7 people and too much food. Some beer and a whole lot of fun at a condominium name that sounds like a city.
The picture posted above is mr tasty bits cooking the foie.
If this was a review, I would say that the beef was best I have had in a while, and I have to say that tasty bits might own some cows in the United States without telling me because the steaks tasted happy, cooked happy and made everyone happy. So happy that the ManGohs were dreaming steak that very night. You think I am kidding?
My drool on the ground disagrees.
Wah Wah Wahiro!





First, the bad news. Like wanting to quit my job every day. I really do want to close this blog. Who reads a blog nowadays anyway? Seriously. If you are younger, you either tweet, or have a facebook account and I have none of both. I don't have a myspace booty call page and I don't have a web cam that follows me around to record me eating. Who wants to know thoughts when pithy schmug comments and phrases are sufficient for our attention deprived minds? Serenity Restaurant & Bistro
Serenity can be best surmised by Rob Gonsalves as " In brief, Serenity feels like a capitulation to the dumb mass audience." Oh wait, that's from efilm critc about Serenity the movie. Serenity Restaurant & Bistro however does invoke similar movement, in my bowels. Its not like I didn't like the restaurant, but the wife best surmised the restaurant and the food as "its not the worst place on earth, but we definitely won't come back," and that's after the 3rd tapas plate that arrived.
Sushi Jiro
We are at Cheesecake cafe at Siglap and thinking what to eat after dinner, and the super cool owners recommended this Japanese restaurant about 2 stores down from the cafe. Great suggestion. Pampadam Pam, myself and the wife (after so many entries, I should give her a cool nick name) had a try.
Spoiler alert. Restaurant is expensive. But fish is flown in twice weekly from Japan and the owner goes to Japan to bring it in himself. (how cool is that?) Fish is fresh and delectable, egg sushi was creamy and sweet, and everything else was actually of a good standard.
A very good surprise near my house and great help from the owners of cheesecake cafe.
BOOMARANG Bistro & Bar

Okay. Has anyone seen the movie Australia? The movie where Hugh Jackman sings and fall in love with little aborigine children? There's also that topless scene of Hugh Jackman where he pours water on his hairy chest? Yes, from that country comes some food as well. And we visited such a restaurant.
Boomarang Bistro & Bar is located at one of the many quays in Singapore and in the midst of television blaring rugby and thick inconciousable accents, lies a good restaurant. Me and the mrs went there to people watch and we had a great time.
The restaurant serves all day breakfast over the weekends and arriving there at 2pm on a Saturday. The restaurant was relatively empty. It was somewhat difficult to get the attention of the servers but when we did get their attention, our order was not missed! (YAY!)
But it was missed.
But before I digress, the servers quickly realized their mistake and made the change. While I like to believe that the meal was of a decent quality. Alls I believe is eggs are eggs. Bacon is bacon. A cheap frozen hashbrown is a cheap frozen hashbrown.
I would still reommend this place to people. In a summer afternoon, with a cold beer in hand, to people watch and watch rugby. Take away the cheap tasting frozen hashbrown, I like the place.
SPRUCE


There are many puns that I can throw at a restaurant name such as SPRUCE. But to do so, would be terribly crude of me. Things like the restaurant should "SPRUCE," up its service, or the restaurant needs SPRUCING, or even the restaurant is not very SPRUCE. Lastly, oh look, the restaurant is in the midst of a SPRUCE of trees.
This SPRU-TECULAR restaurant is well, neither impressive nor reasonable. To ask about the whereabouts of my order of pancakes, and instead given my bill before I finished my meal is quite a feat, but true enough. It happened.
Pancakes were cake like, breakfast was typical and burger was neither impressive nor interesting made this restaurant boring. Unless of course you live in the area and want to be in the midst of an expat enclave and want to be seen, not heard (that's why light travels faster than sound) this might be the place for you.
Of course I am being exorbitantly mean, but I think that people should give this restaurant a try. But at your own risk. I sense that this restaurant is still relatively young and finding its feet.
Return to this restaurant I shall not.
SPRUCE
320 Tanglin Road
Phoenix Park
Qi Ji

That my friends is a Nasi Lemak. And I want to use this blog to tell my friends and family to try it. Yes,it looks weird. Yes, it tastes weird. And yes, those little brown things are crispy anchovies. But besides the food, I would like to also talk about lessons that I have learnt while eating Nasi Lemak.



